you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away
"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
Orson Welles by Victor Skrebneski
WAFFLES FOR EVERYONE!
If you guys slept in bunk beds, and we all like to belive that you do. Would there be a fight over who’d get the top?
Tina: There wouldn’t be a fight, I feel like I would probably want the bottom? I don’t know what your preference would be.
Amy: You’d want the bottom and I’d be like, “Fine, take the bottom” and I would take the top. And then at one point at night, you’d wake up and I would be next to you in the bottom.
Marilyn knew what was up