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Gab, 19, NY. Tina Fey is my heroine, and by heroine I mean lady hero. I don’t want to inject her and listen to jazz. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.

Life should be a sardine can full of jokes.






themaidofdishonor:

Even though The Nest doesn’t hit theaters for another year and a half, I can already tell that it’s going to be one of the best movies of the decade if not the century.





  • Tina Fey: You know, when the producers of this event first called us, last night, I said, “It’s three in the morning! Who died?” And they explained that everything was fine, it’s just that they were planning a comedy event, and no women had agreed to show up. So I said, “What award is Jerry Lewis getting?” And they said, “No, no, it’s not Jerry Lewis. It’s Don Rickles.” So I said, “Oh, Don Rickles is the best. Amy and I would love to come to your event.” And they said, “Wait, how are we calling you and Amy in the same bed?” [I said] “Don’t worry about it. It doesn’t concern you.”
  • Amy Poehler: So here we are, because they thought it was important for Don to be honored by at least one woman, which, apparently, is what we count as.



There are no rules in this house. I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom!