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Gab, 20, NY. Tina Fey is my heroine, and by heroine I mean lady hero. I don’t want to inject her and listen to jazz. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.

Life should be a sardine can full of jokes.


11:20 p.m. Party animal! With her shoes already off, Amy Poehler was the life of the party at Seth Meyers’ celebration. She took her phone and held it up in the air, shining the light in Parks and Recreation pal Rashida Jones’ face, before starting to dance and fist pump around Jones, margarita in hand.


[Seth Meyers] said [that] he had recruited Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to help write jokes for the monologue. Ms. Fey and Ms. Poehler have experience in the area, having hosted the Golden Globes on highly rated back-to-back broadcasts.

“They both jumped at the chance,” he said, adding that they had responded to a text with the message: “New phone. Who dis?”

" - NYT Emmys Recap

"You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are." - Amy Poehler  (via miss-isabel)