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Gab, 19, NY. Tina Fey is my heroine, and by heroine I mean lady hero. I don’t want to inject her and listen to jazz. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.

"These are my awards, mother. From Army."

One time I saw Saturday Night Live. The host, Tina Fey, acknowledged my existence. I died.

Formerly afancyprostitute, nightcheesetime, letsomeonein and redundanttorsofabric.

Universal has decided to take on Disney by slotting the Fey/Poehler vehicle "The Nest" on December 18, 2015 right up against one of the most anticipated sequels in quite some time. 


WTF Universal???

Also December 2015???!!!!